Sunday, May 22, 2011

To look, or not to look?

That is the question!
I'm one of the many odd people who feel the strange need to look behind shower curtains and check for serial killers. Now, I understand completely how ridiculous it is, but it wasn't until the other day that I really thought about it.
Let's say there is a serial killer hiding behind the mysterious shower curtain. Is it better to look, be horrified that someone is there and then die? Or not look and be oblivious until they jump out and kill you? It's an interesting question if you ask me.
Personally I feel that it would be better to remain oblivious until they jump out and kill you, yet I always look. I can't stop myself.
Ah well. Old dogs and all that.
If you're looking for a good time or fun prank, I'd suggest hiding in someone's bathtub in the morning. It makes for an interesting time and sometimes a black eye for the next few days. Though I'd say it's well worth the risk.


  1. You could always adopt a policy where you scream maniacally the instant before you throw the curtains aside. That way, on those days where you happen to have a serial killer in your tub, you at least have the satisfaction of seeing a somewhat startled and bewildered look on his face....before he kills you. (On serial killer days, you gotta take it where you can get it.)

  2. True! But then no one would come and help you when you really were being killed, because they'd be so used to you screaming anyways. Sorta like a boy who cried wolf type of thing